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Sunday, July 31, 2016

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If you travel abroad frequently for work, or if you have an e-commerce store with customers from all over the world, it’s worth noting that there are a number of English words that, phonetically, don’t work in other countries and can lead to double entendre or unintended offence territory. Here are 20 of them to help you ensure that your communication isn’t lost in translation.


France
Preservative. Avoid asking about preservatives in France; you’ll probably be met with strange looks. It means ‘condom’ in France.

Norway
Pick. If you’re visiting Norway, don’t use the word ‘pick’. Your Norwegian colleague is unlikely to be impressed - it means ‘dick’ over there.

Fitter. Does your business specialise in fitness products? Be mindful that in Norway, the word ‘fitte’ refers to a woman’s genitals.

Turkey
Peach. Going to Turkey? Avoid asking for a peach in the supermarket or anywhere else for that matter. It means ‘bastard’ in Turkish.

Germany
Gift. ‘Never look a gift horse in the mouth’, we’re told; perhaps more so in Germany where the word means ‘poison’.

Latte. In Germany, latte doesn’t mean the frothy, milky concoction you get from your local Starbucks. It means ‘erect joystick’ in some German quarters.




Korea
Salsa. Out for a Mexican in Korea? It’s probably best not to ask for salsa: it means ‘diarrhoea’ in Korean.

Sweden
Speed. Try not to talk about speed when in the company of others in Sweden. It means ‘fart’.

Bump. If you’ve had the misfortune of a bump on your car, note that the word ‘bump’ in Swedish means ‘dump’.

Speed bump. Put the above two words together and you have the phrase ‘speed bump’, which in Swedish means fart dump.

Kiss. If you ask your Swedish host or hostess for a kiss, they might very well direct you to the toilets. In Swedish, the word means ‘pee’.

Portugal
Pay Day. If you’re in Portugal, refrain from singing with happiness that it’s ‘pay day’. No one will be impressed. In Portuguese it means “I farted”.

Exquisite. Extend a compliment to your Portuguese host by describing something belonging to them as ‘exquisite’ and you might be met with askance looks: ‘esquisito’ in Portuguese means ‘weird’.

Hungary
Cookie. If you’re visiting Hungary, whether on business or for pleasure, avoid asking for a cookie. It means ‘small joystick’ in Hungarian.

Japan
Jerry. It’s perhaps a little late for Ben & Jerry’s ice cream, but if you’re in Japan, avoid using the word – it means ‘diarrhoea’ over there.

France
Bra. Do you sell luxury underwear? Whilst you and I might initially understand the word to mean a garment that covers the breasts, if you’re in France your French colleagues might think you’re selling arms. Literally.

Italy
Tremendous. Refrain from boasting about the tremendous prices you offer your clients. In this country, ‘tremendo’ is the word for ‘terrible’.

Netherlands
Bill. Asking for the bill might raise a few guffaws in the Netherlands: ‘bil’ means ‘buttocks’ there.

Lager. It might confuse your Dutch colleagues if you were to ask for a ‘lager’ when having a few drinks with them after work. Lager means ‘storage’ in Dutch.

Spain
Cool. The word cool is too close for comfort to the Spanish word ’culo’; a crude term for ’bum’. Best avoided.

Saturday, July 30, 2016

http://dailymail.com.ng/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/jollof.jpgAt the recent Moremi hall week event in Unilag, Jollof TV took some time out to ask ladies to choose between six cars or six packs.





The University of Ilorin (UNILORIN) has won the 2016 All-Nigeria Universities Debating Championship (ANUDC) which took place at the Covenant University, Sango-Ota, Ogun State between July 9 and July 16, 2016.
Students from Unilorin defeated their colleagues from 19 other universities to emerge champions in the fourth edition of the contest.
Members of Team Unilorin included: Agbede Tobiloba and Adekunbi Ademola (Team Murtala Muhammad); Abolarin Muhammad and Ambrose Omolola (Team Dora Akunyili); Bukola Smith and Usman Rukayat (Team Michael Okpara); and Jimoh Omotayo and Abikan Hawau (Team Stella Adadevoh) while for the Public Speaking Category, the students were: Usman Halimaa Ojone and Sanusi Sodiq.
The University of Calabar (UNICAL) came second while the Federal University of Technology, Akure (FUTA), took the third position.




Other universities that participated in the tournament were: the University of Lagos (UNILAG), Osun State University, Osogbo (UNIOSUN); the Federal University of Technology, Owerri (FUTO); the University of Port-Harcourt, Imo State University, Owerri; and the host  Covenant University, Sango-Ota.
Others were Afe Babalola University, Ado Ekiti; Nnamdi Azikiwe University, Awka; the University of Medical Sciences, Ondo; Ebonyi State University, Abakaliki; Ambrose Alli University, Ekpoma; Evangel University, Igbinedion University, Okada, Benin City; Ibrahim Babangida University, Lapai; and Godfrey Okoye University
Speaking at the event, the President of the ANUDC Council, Dr. Ndubuisi Osuagwu, praised the host University and the Local Organising Committee (LOC) of the tournament for “being a great team player with the Council, a high sense of responsibility and organization and for putting in place a most orderly championship, which clearly differs from previous experience”.
Disregard call to close Turkish schools – Proprietors tell Nigerian govt
The Turkish ambassador to Nigeria, Hakan Cakil has written to the Nigerian government, alleging that some institutions in the country are owned by the Fethullah Gulen Terrorist Organization.
Cakil made the call on Wednesday when Shehu Sani, Vice-Chairman, Senate Committee on Foreign Affairs, paid him a courtesy visit.
According to the ambassador, investigations by the Turkish government have linked the Fethullah Gulen Terrorist Organisation (FETO) to the failed coup attempt, which claimed over 300 lives.





Surat Educational Limited, Abuja;
Nigerian-Turkish International School, in Abuja,
Nigerian-Turkish International School, Kaduna,
Nigerian-Turkish International School, Kano,
Nigerian-Turkish International School, Yobe,
Nigerian-Turkish International School, Ogun
Nigerian-Turkish International School, Lagos;
the Nigerian-Turkish Nile University, Abuja.
The Association of Businessmen and Investors of Nigeria and Turkey/Abinat, Abuja
The Association of Businessmen and Investors of Nigeria and Turkey/Abinat, Lagos;
Ufuk Dialogue Foundation, Abuja;
Nigerian-Turkish Nizamiye Hospital, Abuja;
Vefa Travel Agency, Abuja.

Friday, July 29, 2016

A little 9-year-old pupil has been drugged and brutally r*ped by her two teachers who could not resist her body.
Paul Murithi and Nicholas Mwirigi 
Two horny teachers have been arraigned before a court after they allegedly r*ped a 9-year-old pupil repeatedly.
According to information revealed by Kenyans, Nicholas Mwirigi Mithika and Paul Murithi Njeru of Little Angels Academy in Isiolo were arrested on Tuesday after being identified by the minor.
It is alleged that the two who appeared before Isiolo Resident Magistrate Joan Irura in a packed courtroom, had on numerous occasion brutally r*ped the girl since the beginning of the month.
The prosecution counsel revealed that the suspects used to drug the victim making her lose consciousness before engaging in indecent acts with the minor.
“You intentionally administered a substance with intent to stupefy her before engaging in sex with her,” read the charge sheet.




The girl submitted that she would faint whenever the teachers called her and on regaining consciousness, she would find herself naked.
She narrated that the young teachers used to summon her in the evening as other pupils went home after which they would commit the offence. The girl's father divulged that her daughter was found at an unknown location having been drugged and defiled, with the same being confirmed by medical reports.
In a tense courtroom full of pupils and parents, Senior Prosecution Counsel Jalson Makori, requested that the suspects be denied bail to allow further investigations and also for fear that the accused would interfere with the probe, a plea that was granted.
“Taking into consideration that there is tension, which even has been seen in court today, the safety of the accused is not guaranteed. For that reason, the court treats the reasons raised as compelling ones,” ruled Magistrate Irura.
The teachers escaped death on Tuesday after police rescued them from a furious mob that was baying for their blood.
The incident took place in Kenya.

Thursday, July 28, 2016

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Girls need to learn from this…talking about travelling miles just to meet a boyfriend/friend whom they can’t vouch for… Tragedy befell this pretty lady who had prospects of marrying and settling down, after her life was cut short by a man (suspected ritualist) who posed as a suitor on Facebook and deceived her into traveling to Minna, Niger state just to see him.




An SS2 student who is a notorious armed robber terrorizing Ediba people in Calabar has been arrested by the police.  
His name is Christian Donatus, alias Inyang and he is a Senior Secondary School 2 student of Eastern Secondary School, Ediba, Calabar.
According to police report, Inyang who is the leader of the robbery gang that raided Value Mart, the shop owned by former Cross River State First Lady, Obioma Imoke, two weeks ago, has been arrested. 
Vanguard reports that the 19-year-old Christian from Akokwa, Imo State, was paraded by police alongside one of his accomplices, Ubong Bassey Essien, who is from Ikot Ekpene in Akwa Ibom State, while four other members of the gang are said to be on the run.




Police Public Relations Officer of Cross River Police Command’s  Ms Irene Ugbo, revealed that Christian and his gang have been terrorising various parts of the city, raiding homes, shops and commuters and dispossessing them of their valuables. 
According to her, the gang shot a medical doctor at Akim Qua three weeks ago and also carted away safes at a shop along Marian Road, containing large sums of money. She said Christian and one of his members were arrested on July 16 by operatives of the Special Anti-Robbery Squad, SARS. 
“Efforts have been intensified to track down those on the run and we hope that very soon they will be arrested and brought to book, while these ones in our custody will soon appear in court,” she added.
The Lagos State Government through the state's Civil Service Commission is massively employing graduates in some specified specializations.


To apply visit http://jobs.lagosstate.gov.ng/ or follow the following instructions:

MASSIVE Graduates Employment Ongoing By Lagos State Govt. Here's How To Apply




The Lagos State Teachers’ Establishment and PensionOffice on Tuesday said that an average of 10 teachers die each month in the post-primary teaching service of the state.
The Permanent Secretary of TEPO, Sewanu Ayodele-Amosu, made the disclosure at a Sensitisation Seminar and Capacity Building on Healthy Living for Post-Primary Teaching Staff of the state.
She said that apart from sudden collapse resulting in either temporary or permanent confinement in bed, the disturbing rate of deaths among teachers in the state called for concern.
This is another contributory factor for this worrisome adverse health condition of the teachers.
“This health seminar will be held quarterly to educate teachers on the importance of healthy living and to provide support for those that have health challenges.
“This seminar is designed to effect real behavioural changes among staff of the post-primary teaching service and promote capacity for maintenance and sustainability of good and vibrant health,’’ she said.




The Lagos State Deputy Governor, Idiat Adebule, said the state government would continue to pay adequate attention to the needs of teachers as it recognised their role to humanity.
Adebule said that the Ministry of Education was working with the Ministry of Health to issue Health Cards to teachers to enable them to access prompt medical care at the state’s health institutions.
The health card will be part of the requirements for promotion as a way of motivating our teachers to go for regular health checks.
“I urge you to take out time and take care of yourselves and your health because it is only when you are healthy that you can deliver efficiently,’’ Adebule said.
Also, Mary Adenikinju, a health expert, advised teachers to exercise regularly, eat less of processed and cooked foods and eat more of vegetables and fruits.
Adedayo Famakinwa, Lagos State House of Assembly Committee Chairman on Establishment, Training and Public Service, said that teachers were curators of the future and were expected to be healthy in mind and body.
OAU Vice Chancellor Pays Visit To All Hall Of Residence For Inspection (photos))

Obafemi Awolowo University Acting Vice Chancellor, Professor Anthony Elujoba embarked on an inspection to all Hall of Residence starting from Awolowo Hall to Mozambique,and he didn't only inspect the blocks but went as far as checking the toilets.

Here are photos of his movement.






It’s no news that the AU have proposed to launch a diplomatic passport for its African citizens, this they said was to be modeled after EU’s type. Well, today, the African Union successfully launched its diplomatic African passport, the passport was launched at the opening ceremony of the 27th Ordinary Session of the Assembly of the African Union.
The African Union (AU) has finally launched its continental passport. With the goal of helping to “realize the dream of visa-free travel for African citizens within their own continent by 2020“, AU leaders hope this will be a key stroke in boosting integration and free movement in Africa.
Among the first recipients of the passport were presidents Paul Kagame (Rwanda) and Idriss Deby (Chad). As it is initially available only to African heads of state, AU officials and select national government personnel, it might take a while before regular Africans will hold these passports. While there is no definite timeline, Nkosazana Dlamini Zuma, African Union Commission chairperson, says the body has agreed “to create the conditions for member states to issue the passport to their citizens, within their national policies, as and when they are ready.”




Even though the African Union cites the launch of the passport as a major effort towards opening borders across the continent, there are still questions to be asked of its effectiveness.
For one, a much quicker way to make travel easier for Africans immediately could be urging countries to ease restrictive visa requirements like some, most recently Ghana, have done. Also, while it might make visas more accessible for Africans, brandishing an African Union passport at airline counters will not make air travel any cheaper. With costs of flights being a major impediment to free movement and trade, opening air routes between the continent’s biggest markets will not only drive down ticket prices but also boost local economies.


Wednesday, July 27, 2016

Ladoke Akintola University of Technology, (LAUTECH) Ogbomoso hereby invites candidates who made the university their first choice of institution and scored 200 and above in the 2016 UTME LAUTECH to log on to LAUTECH, Ogbomoso admissions website www.admissions.lautech.edu.ng and register for the screening exercise.
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UTME candidates who also participated in the 2015/2016 PDS programme of LAUTECH and scored at least 180 in the 2016 UTME are also to log on the same website for information on the screening exercise
Direct Entry[DE] candidates who chose LAUTECH, Ogbomoso their first institution and have a minimum of Upper Credit in the National Diploma, Credit in NCE and Lower Credit in HND in relevant courses are also to visit the admissions website as well
The screening process for both UTME and DE candidates is scheduled to commence from Wednesday, July 20 to Wednesday, August 3, 2016.




METHOD OF APPLICATION
Candidates are required to;
(i) proceed to log on to the university’s website www.admissions.lautech.edu.ng to make payment of non-refundable fee of Two thousand, two hundred Naira (N2,200.00) only for the purpose of online registration for the screening and result checking, using inter-switch enabled debit cards (ATM).
(ii) Carefully complete and submit online the application form;
(iii) Upload a digital copy of scanned passport photograph with white background not more than 20kb which must be in JPEG (i.e. jpg) with no eye glasses or veil and
(iv) Print out the acknowledgement page to ascertain successful registration.
OTHER RELEVANT INFORMATION
(i). UTME/DE Candidates
The candidates for the UTME and DE should note the following important information;
(a) That blurred or unclear picture on the acknowledgement page will not be accepted for screening, as the photograph will be used as means of identification.
(b) That candidates who posses five credit in the relevant subjects will be allowed to upload their results.
(c) That candidates who are awaiting results are eligible to apply for the screening.
(d) That scanned copy of certificate (WAEC/NECO/NABTEB/GCE or statement of result from schools will be accepted.
(e) That late completion/submission of the online application forms will not be entertained.
(ii). DE Candidates
Candidates are expected to register online for the screening with the following:
Direct Entry candidates are expected to register online for the screening exercise with the following:
(a) O’Level results
(b) Certificates/Statement of results as applicable
(c) DE registration print-out from JAMB’s website, and
(d) Acknowledgement page print-out from the online registration.
Candidates are also expected to forward their academic transcripts directly to the Registrar of the University before the date of the screening.
All correspondences on 2016/2017 UTME/DE screening exercise should be forwarded to [email protected]
The result of the screening exercise will be published on the same website.
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However, there are some schools where girls aren't allowed to braid their hair, there's only a single hairstyle and it's called "lowcut". Ever wondered why? Let's check out these few reasons I have below :

1. Uniformity - Apart form school wears which regulate the appearance of the students, it would make sense if the students' hair is also regulated and kept in the simplest way (lowcut).Thus, enhancing the students' uniformity.

2. Time management - The time female students spend in making their hair which would be done every week could be used for something more productive and helpful in their academics instead of spending some hours going through the pain of making hair.







3. Belief - Some schools believe that making students go through the pain of making hair every week is an unnecessary suffering so they insist girls must cut their hair.

4. Economic reasons - Looking at the cost of making hair every week, it's quite expensive after paying school fees, buying textbooks, etc.Schools mandate girls must cut their hair to keep cost of maintenance down.

5. Control - The school mandating girls to cut their hair is another means of control over their students, apart from other things they have control over.

So, there are my humble reasons, on Why Some Nigerian Secondary Schools Mandate Girls Must Cut Their Hair.
The 2016/2017 Post-UTME /Admission screening of some schools have been concluded and some other schools and institutions have released their screening forms as well as the results of those that have concluded their screening exercise.
This post will be updated regularly as each school releases their admission lists, so you are advised to visit this page regularly so as to ascertain when your institution has released their admission lists for the 2016/2017 academic session.




How to Check Each School’s 2016/2017 Admission Lists

Follow the procedure below to check your school’s admission list:
1. Click on the link representing the name of your choice institutions.
2. Follow the procedure in the page that follows.
3. Check your admission status.

List of Schools Whose 2016/2017 Admission Lists have been Released

Here is a comprehensive and complete list of all institutions that have released their admission lists of successfully admitted students for the 2016/2017 academic session.
Please bookmark this page on your browser so as to be kept informed as more schools release their Post UTME forms for sale.
Ajayi Crowther University 1st Batch Admission List Released – 2016/2017
ABUAD Admission List Released – 2016/2017
ACU 2016/2017 2nd Batch Provisional Admission List Released
Babcock University 2016/2017 Batch A Admission List
Chrisland University 2016/2017 Undergraduate Admission List (Batch 06)
Covenant University 2016/2017 Provisional 1st Batch Admission List
DELSU 2016/2017 Admission Screening Result Is Out – Check Yours Now!
DELSU Releases 2016/2017 1st Batch Admission List
KWASU Releases 2016/2017 (1st Batch) Admission List
KWASU Adds More Names To The 2016/2017 Admission List
Landmark University Releases 2016/2017 1st Batch Admission List
Nigerian Institute of Journalism Admission List For 2016/2017 Session
NDA 2016/2017 Admission List Released
Redeemer’s University Admission List – First Release For 2016/2017
Veritas University 2016/2017 1st Batch Admission List Released
A female teacher, Mary Beth Haglin, accused of sleeping with a pupil has blamed her former school's administrators for her alleged relationship, claiming the school administrators "turned a blind eye."

Mary Beth, a substitute teacher claimed authorities "allowed this to happen" after she was arrested for her relationship with a 17-year-old male student at Washington High in Cedar Rapids, Iowa.

According to her, SubCentral, a multidistrict database for substitute teachers, should be blamed because they knew about the relationship since February but refused acting on it or reporting to police because they wanted to look good in the eyes of the public.

During an interview with CBS 2 News, she said "From April 17 to May 17, they knew and certainly probably longer than that, probably since February when they first questioned me."




''I am not shying away from this, I am not running away from this. I am facing this head-on. Previous abusive relationships led me into this. The environment the school put me in didn't help to curb anything. These people all knew what was going on, but they turned a blind eye because they wanted to protect their school and didn't want it to get into the limelight. They allowed this to happen. They knew in February."
Mary Beth has been ordered not to have contact with her teenage lover after she was released from custody at Linn County Jail and will appear in court on August accused of sexual exploitation of a minor.



Source: Mirror UK
It is the end of the road for five undergraduate scammers who have been living large by defrauding people of millions.
Five undergraduate scammers caught by the EFCC
The EFCC, Ibadan Zonal Office, has arrested five suspected undergraduate scammers. Four from the Federal University of Technology Akure, (FUTA) and one from Adekunle Ajashin University, Akungba, (AAUA).
They were picked up at an Off- Campus Residence located at Anuoluwapo Close, Stateline Hotel Road, off FUTA South Gate, Akure, Ondo State.




They suspects who are between the ages of 20 and 23 include: Adeleke Paul, 21, Adebiyi Tayo Abudu, 22, Akinsanmi Olusola Adeniyi 21, Ogundile Ademola James, 23 and Okali Ugochukwu, 21. 
The Commission got wind of their activities through series of gathered intelligence. Paul and his co-travelers, who go about with the name Tsunnami Gang and Young Pablo Money allegedly swindled unsuspecting foreigners and others to the tune of sixteen million naira (N16M) recently by engaging in fraudulent activities of obtaining money by false pretences through scam mails.
Paul is a 300 student of Building Technology while James and Olusola are both 400 level students of Agricultural Resources and Mathematics respectively. Okali is a 200 level student of Urban and Regional Planning, while Adebiyi Tayo is a 300 level Student of Mathematics of the Adekunle Ajashin University Akungba, Ondo State.
At the point of arrest, EFCC operatives recovered a 2006, black Toyota Highlander with registration number (Lagos) LND 112 EG, 2010 light- green Toyota Camry (Muscle) with registration number (Lagos) AAA 850 EF, laptops, three Apple iPhone 6 and three Blackberry phones from them. Some implicating documents were also found and downloaded from their laptops.
They are to be arraigned in court as soon as investigation is completed.
A photo making the rounds on the internet, showing some students on their graduation day, has sparked a stir.
 
This photo has got tongues wagging since it emerged on the internet.
The photo shows a set of graduating students on their graduation day all dressed up in their academic garbs.




However, ther graduaion is not what has got people talking. What really got people stirred is the look on their faces.
Social media users have observed that they all look very bored, disinterested and sad. It's as if they were being condemned to serve a jail term.
According to a twitter user Goredema, who shared the photo, the event took place in Zimbabwe.
This is the highest point of sh0ck and disappointment for a graduate to dance and make Video in a manner like this, it is really a very sh@meful video to watch




Saturday, July 23, 2016

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Although no Nigerian university was among the first 1000 in the world, University of Nigeria ranked highest of the Nigerian universities on the list, followed by University of Ibadan, University of Ilorin and Covenant University respectively. Below is the list of the top 30 Nigerian universities in the Webometrics 2016 Openness ranking for world universities. Their respective world ranks are those enclosed within brackets. The July 2016 edition of the Webometrics ranking of world universities (overall ranking of all parameters); of which openness rank constitute 10% by weight of is expected to be released next week.

1. University of Nigeria, Nsukka. UNN (1433)

2. University of Ibadan, Ibadan. UI (1613)

3. University of Ilorin, Ilorin. UNILORIN (2114)

4. Covenant University, Ota. CU (2161)

5. Nnamdi Azikiwe University, Awka. UNIZIK (2173)

6. University of Port Harcourt, Port Harcourt. UNIPORT (2190)




7. University of Lagos, Lagos. UNILAG (2243)

8. University of Calabar, Calabar. UNICAL (2333)

9. University of Agriculture, Abeokuta. UNAAB (2364)

10. Ahmadu Bello University, Zaria. ABU (2372)

11. Obafemi Awolowo University, Ile-Ife. OAU (2473)

12. Ladoke Akintola University of Technology, Ogbomoso. LAUTECH (2585)

13. University of Uyo, Uyo. UNIUYO (2655)

14. Federal University of Technology, Minna. FUTMINNA (2682)

15. University of Benin, Ugbowo. UNIBEN (2703)

16. Federal University of Technology, Akure. FUTA (2835)

17. Bayero University, Kano. BUK (2909)

18. Redeemer’s University, Mowe. RUN (2937)

19. Lagos State University, Ojo. LASU (2939)

20. Osun State University, OSU (3074)

21. University of Jos, Jos. UNIJOS (3173)

22. Federal University, Ndufu-Alike Ikwo. FUNAI (3242)

23. Rivers State University of Science & Technology, Port Harcourt. RSUT (3295)

24. Afe Babalola University, Ado-Ekiti. ABUAD (3330)

25. Landmark University, Omu-aran LU (3422)

26. Federal University of Technology, Owerri. FUTO (3423)

27. Enugu State University of Technology, Enugu. ESUT (3433)

28. University of Maiduguri, Maiduguri. UNIMAID (3465)

29. Federal University of Dutsin Ma, Dutsin-Ma (3478)

30. Michael Okpara University of Agriculture, Umudike. MOUA (3515).